2009
12.19

machinegunThe Bloods, Crips, Latin Kings, and Triads have apparently moved their turf wars to Downtown Brooklyn’s transit hubs.

-Submitted by Kate S., taken at the Jay St./Borough Hall A/C station.
[Edit: This is just Borough Hall. Thanks for the tips.]

2009
12.15

cosmos SPREAD JOY LIVE YOU DREAM – COSMOS

- Submitted by Kate S., taken at the 116th 1 station.

2009
11.17

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Why won’t Heath Ledger answer our questions about his role in 9/11?

Oh.

- Submitted by Adam N., taken at the 116th Street 1 Station

2009
11.11

This Man Will Not Win the Lottery

2009
11.10

Life Imitates Art

There’s an episode of Seinfeld in which Elaine Benes, while riding on the subway, points out the irony that women have earned so many rights in the past decades but still wish men would be more willing to give up their subway seats for them:

Elaine: “It’s ironic.”
Woman: “What’s ironic?”
Elaine: “This. That we’ve come all this way, we made all this progress, but, you know, we lost the little things, the niceties.”
Woman: “No, I mean, what does `ironic’ mean?”

Well, today after the Yankees victory parade, I overheard a man say this:

“I loved that – how they put Rivera in the last float. He’s the best closer ever and they put him the last float at the end of the parade. You know, it’s ironic.”

A closer closing out a parade to celebrate the World Series that he helped to win. This event is irony only in the most ironic sense.

2009
11.06

cortlandt1 The Cortlandt Street RW Station was wrecked up good on 9/11. For the past 8 years you’ve had to either get off at City Hall or at Rector Street, leaving a half mile gap between the stations. It looks like the grand reopening is edging nearer, as workers recently removed the wood shed covering up the street level entrances. They’re still blocked off to pedestrians, but they look nice.

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And here’s the green globe lit up with WTC7 (also rebuilt after 9/11) in the background.

2009
11.02

Sex Sells

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2009
10.29

duct_tape_failIn response to this post, we received a photograph of a long piece of dangling duct tape tasked with supporting the entire crumbling structure of the Broadway Nassau 456 stop.

2009
10.28

Saw a family of German tourists.  Two boys—maybe 8- and 10-years-old—got into a fight. The mom broke it up, and the 8-year-old starting protesting wildly, waving his arms, gesticulating madly, grunting, huffing, puffing, furious. I know he’s 8, but we’ve all seen clips of Hitler Youth, and there’s still something really terrifying about an angry German giving a speech in a public place.

-Submitted by Sam R., seen on the uptown 3 train.

2009
10.27

is_it_iI don’t know if this should really count as vandalism since the grammar correction is looking pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty good.

- Submitted by Jared W., seen on the Canal Street ACE Station.